HASBRO PULSE 於美國時間2025年6月30日~8月14日眾籌8,000套，2026年末派貨: 6″ Scale G.I. Joe Classified Series Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle With Farley “Frostbite” Seward Action Figure US$324.99
G.I. Joe Classified Series Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle With Farley “Frostbite” Seward Action Figure
Includes a Classified Series figure of driver Farley “Frostbite” Seward
360-degree rotating missile turret with 4 shockwave missiles with detachable blast effects
2 “Avalanche” ski missiles with removable side cargo crates
Nought cares he for number or portion
The transparently inferior capabilities of the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle base offering are such that G.I. Joe and HasLab must incentivize bulk purchase with Unlock Tiers offering supplementary troop and accessory enhancements at higher backer order levels. To commence production they need:
8,000 Backer Orders to fully fund the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle with Farley “Frostbite” Seward Action Figure
10,000 Backer Orders to unlock the Lady Jaye in Arctic Gear Action Figure
12,000 Backer Orders to unlock the Bivouac Battle Station
14,000 Backer Orders to unlock the Flint in Arctic Gear Action Figure
Announced by all the trumpets of the sky!
Destro’s Journal – June 30th, 2025
Cobra Commander has tasked me with a thorough analysis of the full battlefield capabilities imbued within the latest attempt by G.I. Joe forces to match my weapons manufacturing acumen – the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle as well as its principal driver Farley “Frostbite” Seward. Any project initiated by the Joe team inherently pales in comparison to my designs, but I shall endeavor to cater to his ever-changing whims.
Come see the north wind’s masonry
Should they manage to convince a legion of fools to provide 8,000 backer orders before midnight on August 14th, G.I. Joe and HasLab will begin manufacturing with all haste and no doubt devoid of all quality assurance. Based on my assessment, in all likelihood their cold-weather half track should be ready for deployment in Late Fall 2026.
Fills up the farmer’s lane from wall to wall
Comparable in length to my Cobra H.I.S.S., the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle measures 21.05” (534.75MM) long and stands 10.85” (275.64MM) tall. Their cockpit seating, however, can accommodate both driver and passenger with the chassis, wheels, and treads spanning 10.44” (265.26MM) wide. Cobra has no room for idle tagalongs like the Joes do.
Driving o’er the fields, seems nowhere to alight
This half-track mobilization unit has functioning tires and conveyer belt-like treads with working suspension to pose it plowing through blizzards and towering glaciers, trailblazing into the snowiest regions of the globe. The front tires can steer right and left, and the tracks are capable of pivoting up and down for off-road ascent and descent.
Enclosed in a tumultuous privacy of storm
Fold down steps on either side provide access to the cockpit which opens with a hinged canopy or independent scissor doors on the left and right sides.
The manual wiper blade keeps clear line of vision through the windshield.
The telescoping control yolks can detach granting easier passenger access to the seats.
The illuminated dashboard display delivers tactical information and communications.
The Joes appear to have spared no expense or luxury to the benefit of their troops’ comfort with decadent seating and center console cup holder.
nd through the drifts the snowy clifts did send a dismal sheen
The push of a single button operates the LED lighting sequence controlling the dashboard, headlights, tail lights, light bar flood lights, night-pursuit, fog lights, convoy lights, as well as flashing hazards. Standard settings appear to default to an ice blue hue, though time and further inspection may reveal additional options.
Still treads the shadow of his foe
Each Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle secured by backing the HasLab Campaign also includes a Classified Series action figure of driver Farley “Frostbite” Seward with premium deco, detailing, and articulation for poseability. Intelligence dossiers from the Baroness offer some insight into the Alaska native. The 40 degrees below zero and hazardous conditions he experienced with employment on the pipeline apparently didn’t satisfy his need for a challenge. Service to G.I. Joe appears to have filled that void and outfitted him with the necessary arctic gear: goggles, weaponry, and even an insulated travel mug with removable cup lid. How wholesome…
A tapering turret overtops he work
Next to the vast arsenal equipping Cobra’s H.I.S.S. or Rattler innovations, the Snow C.A.T. (Combat All-Terrain) Vehicle’s weapons systems seem paltry by comparison. Granted, the missile turret rotates 360 degrees and pivots for a wide range of target acquisition. The launcher boasts 4 “Shockwave” HE-27 Missile accessories with detachable blast effect to simulate varying stages of launch.
His wild work so fanciful, so savage
More intriguing and unique a design are the 2 “Avalanche” Ski-Missiles housed within removable side cargo crate compartments that pivot open revealing the “Snopedoes” with accompanying blast effects. Dogbone pegs which connect the missile are detachable from the snowboard allowing for them to double as separate means of transportation for Joe troops via the foot peg on the snowboard.
